omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my being single is dangerous.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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