I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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