so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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