So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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