he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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