i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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