your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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