Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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