Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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