My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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