Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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