How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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