the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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