You surviving the open bar?
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drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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