people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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