is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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