We should be called the Road Head Warriors
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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