I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
