I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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