We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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