I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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