Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Randomize
