I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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