I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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