the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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