your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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