nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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