I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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