dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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