nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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