he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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