Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
porn star boner night. come get it.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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