So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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