New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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