the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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