Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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