Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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