i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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