Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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