apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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