I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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