How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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