they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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