so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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