yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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