So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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