dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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