she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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