I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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