My room smells like vodka and shame
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Im part way to drunk.
Come share oat with me in your robe
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
you never un-have a 4some
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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