I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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