Nicole vs. Life
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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