and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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