D3 body, D1 cock
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I could fuck to npr.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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