But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I AM VODKA MAN
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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